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International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering
person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god
May 2nd by Yeshelloitme May 2, 2021
National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.
Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!
May 2nd by cloooondikee April 30, 2019
May 2nd is international codeine day. Everybody should either sip lean or drop codeine pills on this day and smoke weed with it.
"Bro it's may 2nd. Fill up that double cup and spark up a blunt, Im coming over!"
"Hell yeah slide over to my crib. Hurry!"
the day the best couple got together:)) and will be together forever no matter what:))
its may 2nd, the day the best couple got together
may 2nd by imcorrectsostfu October 7, 2021
The finest most sexiest bitch to be born was born on this day. A taurus and very understanding, yet stupid and playful.
God damn I wish I was born on may 2nd like him/her, there fine as fuck..”
May 2nd by YourmomxXlmao12345 November 23, 2021
The most fabulous and prestigious person was born on this. Might be a little chaotic too-
HEY LOOK ITS AKNAIRP! SHE'S WAS BORN ON MAY 2ND -TOO COOL DUDE TOO COOL
May 2nd by Aknairp_ August 26, 2021