May 2nd 

National get a blowjob day

“Do u know what day it is”
“May 2nd?”
“national get a blowjob day”

May 2nd by Littledickgang May 1, 2019

May 2nd 

International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering

person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god

May 2nd by Yeshelloitme May 2, 2021

May 2nd 

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

May 2nd by cloooondikee April 30, 2019

May 2nd 

May 2nd is international codeine day. Everybody should either sip lean or drop codeine pills on this day and smoke weed with it.

"Bro it's may 2nd. Fill up that double cup and spark up a blunt, Im coming over!"
"Hell yeah slide over to my crib. Hurry!"

May 2nd by Perz n molly for breakfast May 2, 2020

may 2nd 

the day the best couple got together:)) and will be together forever no matter what:))

its may 2nd, the day the best couple got together

may 2nd by imcorrectsostfu October 7, 2021

May 2nd 

The finest most sexiest bitch to be born was born on this day. A taurus and very understanding, yet stupid and playful.

“God damn I wish I was born on may 2nd like him/her, there fine as fuck..”

May 2nd by YourmomxXlmao12345 November 23, 2021

May 2nd 

The most fabulous and prestigious person was born on this. Might be a little chaotic too-

HEY LOOK ITS AKNAIRP! SHE'S WAS BORN ON MAY 2ND -TOO COOL DUDE TOO COOL

May 2nd by Aknairp_ August 26, 2021