Mataka

The combination of shower-poop-faping.

I'm feeling so sexually aroused, constipated and violated, I think I'll have to Mataka tonight.

by izkoul January 15, 2015

Matakai

Matakai is a pretty chill dude. Unfortunately, not so much in bed. He’s pretty obsessive over his girlfriends, and can be abusive to the people around him. Matakai is super fit with an eight pack and biceps for days, which make up for his not so forgiving attitude. Over all Matakai is pretty neat. #gangbang

Hey Matakai.

by BIG Dong 12” June 30, 2019

matonka truck

A daddy who likes Johnny Test, but not Jonny Berlet. He enjoys tickling ass and eating goldfish (and ass) Hes the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person in the entire world and its literally impossible not to love him. Used to hit the juul but hes too cool now. He's also a really fucking hot skater boy whos so fucking talented and the world does not deserve him/ lol but he has a girlfriend so fuck off and go fuck julian instead xoxox

OMG!!! Matonka Truck is so fuckin adorable and I love him.

by matthiasissohot696969420gang January 1, 2019

Matoaca

A small-ass town that no one cares about in Central Virginia. About 4 people actually live there, and the only reason anyone knows it exists is because there's matoaca high school, a garbage high school in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Downtown (if you could even fucking count it as a town whatsoever) consists of a corner store, a church, and some houses. There is absolutely no indication that you are living any further than in the 1940's. The rest of the Matoaca area is a shitty mix of abandoned houses, houses that look like they are abandoned but aren't, and brand-new houses that totally contrast everything elseems around them. Chesdin Landing is about the only other thing worth noting, which is a rich neighborhood which consists of rich people who don't like to admit they're rich. The neighborhood also has a golf course, which is probably the only reason anyone would travel near this fuck-ass town. Anyone who currently lives here is either old as fuck or is young and can't wait to get the farthest they can from this shithole.

Realtor: "are you looking for a house in the Matoaca area?"

Customer: "Fuck no, I wouldn't live within 20 miles of that place."

by Nesh. March 15, 2017

matakai

a cool friend who is the deviL??? ahhhh HES IN THE HOUSE THE DEVIL IS IN MY HOSUE

HELP IM BEING MURDERED
MATAKAI: MIAHAHAHAH

by birch face June 30, 2019

matakai

cool PERSON BUT IS ALSO GOD/DEVIL. RUN RUN RUN DASHI RUN RUN RUN he is also bat nocturnal creature hehehehehejdkm cool kid too cool cat

who's that guy? is he the devil?
yes RUN NOW ASJ2EFIJ00JEROFRI;OJEWO;I I'M BEING KILLED EOIFJHFE
Matakai: I'M GOING TO EAT YOU

by birch face June 30, 2019

matoka

Strong outgoing girl likes to steal people away from other people she's not the best looking but comparing her to other girls you might know shes a little better looking does not have the best thungs but loves what she has

That girl just stole my boyfriend she must be a Matoka..

by ZoeyKanker May 22, 2018