Matthew's Pregnancy 

a pregnancy that comes to a boy
usually very uncommon

unless something happens....

Matthew's pregnancy

Matthew's Pregnancy by BOBADABOB February 14, 2017

Matthew's Sister 

A boy who's sister will give you the best night of your life

Matthew's Sister was smashing last night

Matthew's Sisters the mother of my son

Matthew's Sister by Axsery June 17, 2018

Matthew S 

cunt, steals money and has wet dreams about children.....pedo

Matthew S: I love u
Us: ur mom

Matthew S by urmommy.yass February 27, 2022

matthew's holy hammer 

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides

Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.

matthew's holy hammer by St.damien February 21, 2014

matthew’s dick 

Very, extremely small

I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick

matthew’s dick by BigDickNibba69 May 17, 2018

Matthew's mom 

The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom

"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."

Matthew's mom by incogshmito January 3, 2022

Matthew's Wifi 

Definition of shit

Matthew's wifi is shiat

Matthew's Wifi by Damn450 August 27, 2022