he is a kid who looks sexy and is very sexy. he will only go out with loyal girls not ugly fuck dolls. but he is very good at listening and very kind and tends to go out with himself. wanks off meverynight to hear his parents having sex THE END 🥶🥶🥶🥶
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Coolest last name on the face of the earth. Especially if your first name is James.
Mathews, man that's a cool last name! Perhaps the coolest ever!
by hibikus311 April 20, 2009
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Mathew is a very chill British person. Like *VERY* chill. He usually won't start fights or anything big, he just sits back. He's also very caring. Although it doesn't seem like it on the outside, he really is :3. He's very unique and has his own way of doing things. He does seem to be a bit more on the emo side sometimes tho XD. He has a very cold exterior, but on the inside, he just wants to be cared about and not left. He also has a funny/comedic side, dark humor is more common with him, but he sometimes mixes it up a bit. He's very trustworthy and will not talk shit behind your back, so he's there for ya! Overall, he's just a really great person to have around, and a wonderful friend. His nickname is Maff.
by meme factory May 31, 2019
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A Mathew will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. It's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Mathew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Mathew, don't let him go. None other compares.
Mathew is such an amazing lad
by Geefam July 17, 2019
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Usually a man whore who is too selfish for his own good. Secretive, daddy issues but has a firm ass.
God damnit Mathew, keep it in your pants.
Stop screwing all of your friends Mathew
by cushionyshenanigans April 6, 2022
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A complete fag. Neckbeard loser that everyone in the world hates. Depressing to be around and saddening to life.
by Jesus Christ the Reedemer August 26, 2013
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