A town in New Jersey that is referred to as any of the following: Jew City, Scum Central, The Pisshole, etc. The lovely kids in this town are wanna-be rich assholes, while 90% of them live in shacks that their liberal scumbag nobody parents can't even afford. Everyone is judged based on the house they live in and the car they drive, even though the kids that drive 1995 Kias are assholes to the kids that drive 2011 Mercedes. Everyone thinks that they are hot shit, including the low-class whores that make the normal girls feel like shit on a daily basis. Living in Marlboro, NJ is similar to living in places such as Hell or any similar places that suck. The amount of Jews in this Fucking town is just god damn mind blowing. there is a higher ratio of Jews in this town than in Israel. I would NOT recommend moving or even visiting because you will regret it! Overall, the quality of life in Marlboro just sucks. To sum it all up, everyone in the town are lowlife, low-class scumbags.
Person 1: You low-class piece of shit, you belong in Marlboro, NJ.
Person 2: Hey, how did you know I wanted to move there.
Person 1: Lucky guess, you whore.
Person 2: Hey, how did you know I wanted to move there.
Person 1: Lucky guess, you whore.
by Marlboro Sucks June 04, 2011
The land of wannabe long island japs but way more obnoxious because they are not from Long Island. Also you can see them driving in their mercedes along with the insane amount of drama amongst the popular kids.
by Bdubs9923 February 02, 2018
Okay, I'm pretty sure none of you guys with the other definitions live in marlboro, nj. I actually live here and some of the shit you guys say isn't true. Number one, we are all not addicted to blues and do drugs. You can find a group of kids that may smoke weed, but not that much. Also, we don't live off of designer clothing. We all wear normal clothes and you don't get judged for what you wear or what car you drive. Also, not that many people are fake. You may find a couple of people who are fake, but you can get good friends here. Yeah there is a good amount of people who are fake, but you can find good friends around here. Last, the town isn't really bad. It is just kind of boring and nowhere to really hang out, besides wawa, freehold raceway mall, the many dunkin donuts around town, and the rec center. Also, you can't really walk around here. But overall it's not such a bad town.
Man #1: Hey I wanna move to a good town with a good school system in NJ, where should I go?
Man #2: Marlboro, NJ. It has a really good school system and it is a safe town.
Man #2: Marlboro, NJ. It has a really good school system and it is a safe town.
by smdhh997 November 26, 2011