1 definition by Marlboro Sucks
A town in New Jersey that is referred to as any of the following: Jew City, Scum Central, The Pisshole, etc. The lovely kids in this town are wanna-be rich assholes, while 90% of them live in shacks that their liberal scumbag nobody parents can't even afford. Everyone is judged based on the house they live in and the car they drive, even though the kids that drive 1995 Kias are assholes to the kids that drive 2011 Mercedes. Everyone thinks that they are hot shit, including the low-class whores that make the normal girls feel like shit on a daily basis. Living in Marlboro, NJ is similar to living in places such as Hell or any similar places that suck. The amount of Jews in this Fucking town is just god damn mind blowing. there is a higher ratio of Jews in this town than in Israel. I would NOT recommend moving or even visiting because you will regret it! Overall, the quality of life in Marlboro just sucks. To sum it all up, everyone in the town are lowlife, low-class scumbags.
Person 1: You low-class piece of shit, you belong in Marlboro, NJ.
Person 2: Hey, how did you know I wanted to move there.
Person 1: Lucky guess, you whore.
Person 2: Hey, how did you know I wanted to move there.
Person 1: Lucky guess, you whore.
by Marlboro Sucks June 4, 2011