March 4th

March 4th is National Oreo Day

Person 1: "omg i love march 4th"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "because it is national oreo day!"

by jessicasic0nic February 21, 2020

March 4th

A Boy Queen👑 was born on this day!

Damn Jonny must’ve been born on March 4th!

by Ryansaves1234 October 17, 2019

March 4th

National tickle day. On this day it is 100% legal to tickle your friend or partner at any time, as much as you want to. Best of luck :)

Friend: It’s March 4th. You know what that means?
Other friend: *nervous sweating*
Friend: CMERE BOI >:)

by Divvy March 18, 2022

March 4th

Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day

Guy 1-I'm horny
Guy 2-Well... today is Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day
Guy 1-fuck yea... (goes up to girlfriend)... Its march 4th
Girl 1- lets go somewhere private

by Dhdhdbddh March 02, 2022

march 4th

The ONLY date of the julianic calender year that is ALSO a command.

Commander: March 4th you panzies!
Soldier: Actually dude, today is march 6th.
Commander: ...?

by what do i write here? December 06, 2009

march 4th

National ask your crush out day.

Person 1 "hey i like you do you want to go out with me?"
Person 2 "why would I"
Person 1 "because it is march 4th National ask your crush out day."
Person 2 " oh ok, then"

by kitkat601 March 01, 2020

march 4th

national ask your crush out day! ladies and gents, i don’t think you’ll be single after March 4th!

I’m gonna ask Katie out cause it’s March 4th

by ariana grandes whore March 04, 2021