March 20th 

National tell your 10 closest friends your real truest opinion about them day.

Rachel, i hate you!
Samantha! How rude!
Its march 20th
Oh okay then, youre smelly.

March 20th by Unicornyassss March 18, 2020

March 20th 

So basically march 20th.

Friend: Fuck you.

Me: March 20th

March 20th by KurnoKBalls February 16, 2022

March 20th 

send your a bf yo booty

i’m so excited about March 20th

March 20th by idek64793 March 20, 2023

March 20th 

Steak and Blowjob Day

Women have February 14th, men have March 20th

March 20th by d2k February 14, 2006

march 20th 

national no junk food day!

keep yourself healthy!!!!!

*slaps burger out of friend's hand* rebbeca its march 20th you cant eat a burger
...

march 20th by Unicornyassss March 19, 2020

March 20th 

The day Chad Lee was raped. He was shoved against the side of his car while his subwoofers were hitting. And raped by 3 former jail mates that had just escaped prison. They found him alive laying on the ground wearing a pink G-String.

On March 20th Chad Lee was molested.

March 20th by Chad Lee March 16, 2008

march 20th 

March 20
If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an P you must give him a Blow job (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

(i stole this but oh well)

Welp.. Peter is born on March 20th... guess I’ll give him head.

march 20th by fuckmebjtch November 8, 2019