malsexual

A gay person that dresses and acts completely straight. They act like a typical guy and could never figure out that they're gay by looking at them.

The antonym of metrosexual.

Tom is malsexual, he acts like a straight guy but in reality is actually gay.

by yoskippy March 31, 2013

Maresexual

A person who is sexually aroused and attracted to horses.

Guy 1: Man that chick is hot!
Guy2: Yes she is! Do you see the way she carries the blonde chick on top of her!
Guy 1: Are you talking about the horse Joe?
Guy 2: Yes! I’m a maresexual!

by Jarrow88 December 2, 2018

Mapsexual

To put it in summary: they're people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022

mapsexual

you need mental help, you're not valid, you'll never be valid, you'll never be accepted or loved by anyone else other than your own kind: garbage.

person 1: i'm mapsexual, i love children, i feel like a child on the inside so it counts!
person 2: ... *pulls chainsaw out cutely*

by apersonwithcommonsense July 11, 2022

maslosexual

Maslosexual is person who love to have analsex with butter in his hand

Hey im Maslosexual Butter is in fridge

by Lukas Maslo June 14, 2017

marblesexual

People who are either sexually attracted to marbles or attracted to an online user with the name Marble in it

“There’s this girl I met online yesterday and I’m pretty sure I’m marblesexual now.”

by I am here for some reason July 7, 2019

Mapsexual

Pedophiles who're tryna fit in, they cannot and can never fit in with the LGBTQ community, essentially, people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022