manball

Any questionable or non-ambitious man on ball contact

"Manball huh? That's gay." If this quote is warranted, the manball slur is just.

by chokeonit September 23, 2007

Old Man Balls

Old man balls are when older men's junk becomes one large grapefruit sized, saggy ball. There is no longer the ability to notice two balls, except one large sagging nut.

Example: did you see those old man balls on that guy? Looked like he was sitting with a grapefruit in his pants

Example: while having sex my taint was slapped by his old man balls

by KML19 April 2, 2017

Marballs

A utilitarian typo of marbles used to denote having giant balls of awesomeness. Also anything that has to do with balls (of any kind), memory, and spherical foods.

-DUDE! That guy just punched a beehive!
-Woah! He has some serious marballs!

or

-Man, I can't find my keys anywhere!
-You left them in the fridge, you are lossing your marballs for sure.

or

-Gee whiz, these marballs sure are tasty!!!
-Salty too :)

by SLJ+JC=MARBALLS March 9, 2011

manball

The game (thats very popular at power chord academy boston 08) that consists of 2 or more players to sit on the ground, 7 ft apart. They must spread their legs. Then they must take off a shoe or get a lacrosse ball or something, and throw it the other person's testicles/balls/dick/nuts. They must go back and forth trying to hit the others nuts. If the person being thrown at flinches, the other person gets a turn. They go back and forth till somebody forfeits/can't take anymore pain.

Josh: "My balls fucking kill."
Jack: "Yeah I know. That was an intense game of manball yesturday."

by Andrew Waterhouse March 22, 2009

Pat MaBalls

A heroin user who smacks his sack to make a vein rise so that he can shoot up through his scrotum.

Dude, my parole officer is going to check my cock for trackmarks, but he won't look down under.

I guess I'll have to be Pat MaBalls.

by billyboyJLDS August 10, 2009

manball

Type of football that makes your testicles grow just by watching. The ground n pound run down yo throat till you bleed football.

If you feel the urge to punch infants and drink bleach with a bowl full of rusty nails, you just watched Manball.

If you suddenly feel like yelling your lungs out and doing max reps at the gym 10x over, you just watched Manball.

"Hey man wanna watch the Alabama vs Stanford game?"

"Nah man, that's boring all they do is run..."

"THE HELL?! YOU DISSIN' MANBALL? THIS GAME MAKES A MEN OUT OF PANSIES LIKE YOU. THIS.IS.MANBALL."

by K0T December 9, 2012

manball

In the fourth quarter of your football game, with a 1:17 to go, and you're up by 2. The balls on their 40 yard line. It's fourth down. You go for the field goal. That is manball.

Manball is always being played. Go hard, and make no exceptions.

One day I was in my brother's room and trying to eat an orange with one hand. I couldn't peal the slices so I ate the second half in one go. While my mouth was stuffed he started laughing at me. Muffled, I said to him, "Manball," and he replied exhuberently, "YES!" It was manball.

by manballer May 22, 2006