Man Purse

An alternative name for briefcase. So called because so many men don't leave home without it. If you carry it everywhere rather than simply to the office and back home, it is not a briefcase but rather a man purse.

Sam could not stop himself from bringing his man purse on vacation.

by Kelly-TBCRI September 13, 2009

man purse

Bags that gays wear.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAW-cPADZZQ .Made by gays in the fashion world to seduce all other str8 people to become gay contains huge amount of estrogen. One thing bout me ye i got swag but i dotn walk around with no faggot ass bag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAW-cPADZZQ

Louis this gucci dat tight shirt man purse i aint doin that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAW-cPADZZQ

by TEC9 January 21, 2009

man purse

The specific term used by a female (usually girlfriend) in referring to their boyfriends' cargo pants, in which they keep their stuff for handy access.

Monica: "So I lost my bag at the party... and I had no where to put my phone, so thank got my boy is such a man purse"

by Eruwaedhiel January 8, 2008

Man purse

1)another name for your ball sack and dick

The balls are the "purse" part that carries all your important items and the dick is like the "strap" and without it everything wud be pointless

"OWW dude u just hit me my man purse"

"Oh,sorry man i totally didnt mean to"

by ohhhyaaa June 7, 2009

man purse

When a women uses a man and his pockets as a purse instead of her own purse.

Jean: Hey Tiff. Where is your purse?

Tiff: Oh, I didn't want to carry it around so I'm using Mark as my man purse.

by Eagle of Justice July 30, 2013

Man purse

The contraband and occasional cellphone storage compartment of a males anus, who is in jail or is facing immediate jail time.

Make sure to break the filters off your cigarettes before you put them in your man purse, that way you can fit more in it.

by MrSnatchSlayer November 4, 2020

man purse

Another word for a man's asshole. When they are used for smuggling.

"Fuck, we are getting pulled over! Put this bag in your man purse!"

by freebitcoins.com May 22, 2022