mallardy

An affliction which causes a woman to make a duckface when posing for a photo.

"What is Stacy doing with her lips in all her pics? She looks like a fucking duck!"
"She has a mallardy. Unfortunately incurable."

by poppingivy May 20, 2014

mallard

An old east coast term for a hundred dollar bill used mainly by the lumpenproletariat .

Pete: I just lost 6 mallards in that juicy poker game down the street.
Phil: You fool. I told you to play here in my game. We give you an honest gamble here.

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by vastydeep March 15, 2016

mallard

A term given to gamers who die a lot in battle. Such as a mallard flying by just waiting to be shot. Someone who runs out in the open and is shot immediately.

Specifically in Halo 3 if the person dies 13 times in a 4 on 4 battle up to a 50, they are a mallard. 17 or more and you are an Uber-Mallard. It is usually required that you profess your malardry to the other teammates.

Eg., Teammate: "14 deaths are you kidding me? Say it." Mallard: "I'm a mallard.." Teammate: "Yes you are"

by The Smoke Monster February 5, 2010

Mallard Olympics

A series of physical competitions between ducks.

YO BRO DID YOU SEE THE MALLARD OLYMPICS LAST NIGHT?

by frankson1234 January 29, 2012

Mallard Lips

To have the lips resemebling the bill of a Canadian Mallard duck (Anas platyrhynchos)

Bailey L. had mallard lips

by alvin maker January 31, 2007

The Mallard Duck

A sex move where the male is normally in the missionary position. Before completion, the male will stick a piece of lit dynamite into the woman's vaginal area, and time his load perfectly in reference to the fuse of the dynamite. This will result in the explosion of his male reproductive system into the woman's vagina, hence the term "Mallard Duck."

"Baby, I want to try The Mallard Duck tonight."

by ekgi November 10, 2018

Mallard Creek

The best school in Charlotte, NC. The best school in CMS. Second only to Providence in test scores, the best at football and basketball, and the most swag. We rock at every sport, so be jealous. Theatre Kids are definitely the best, but DECA kids are alright too. Biggest Multicultural club, ever. Our teachers are better than the rest, but most of all, the students are the finest, coolest, best there are. Basically, you want to go there, so transfer.

1.
-Dude, I'm not zoned for Mallard Creek, but I really want to go there.
-Man, just fake your address and go there. It's worth it.

2.
-Vance kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-North Meck kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-Hopewell kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-POB kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-South Meck kid: Where is MCHS?

(Northside schools go harder.)

by MCHSgirl July 5, 2011