Similar to the fuck boys vs real mo fuckas. Kinda like the good ole sayin about ignorance and stupidity. As RGB would say "some mallards can be fixed"
FUCKIN MALLARD!
by THE METHOD January 9, 2020
Get the Mallardmug. Slang word for cannabis/marijuana commonly used in the counties of Hampshire and Surrey.
Commonly used by students or former students of private schools
The word mallard is derived from the distinctive "green" of the male mallard duck's head
The word mallard can be combined with a number of words used for groups on animals in order to denote weight.
These are:
Flock(8thoz) School (1/4oz) Pack (1/2oz) Litter(1oz)
This sytem of weights is easily remembered by the phrase fucking stupid pikey loser.
Commonly used by students or former students of private schools
The word mallard is derived from the distinctive "green" of the male mallard duck's head
The word mallard can be combined with a number of words used for groups on animals in order to denote weight.
These are:
Flock(8thoz) School (1/4oz) Pack (1/2oz) Litter(1oz)
This sytem of weights is easily remembered by the phrase fucking stupid pikey loser.
"hey mate, have you got any mallards for this weekend?"
"not sure how many do you need?"
"If you could get us out a School would be much appreciated"
"Should do that will be about 40 spond ok?"
"Nice one"
example 2
"you been duck hunting?"
"yeah mate, got a brace of the buggers"
"have you seen a flock of them?"
"Sure thing, give us a ring later"
"not sure how many do you need?"
"If you could get us out a School would be much appreciated"
"Should do that will be about 40 spond ok?"
"Nice one"
example 2
"you been duck hunting?"
"yeah mate, got a brace of the buggers"
"have you seen a flock of them?"
"Sure thing, give us a ring later"
by ?fruit February 13, 2013
Get the mallardmug. The act of farting in another person (male or female) mouth, so that the resultant sound is very similar to a duck call. The secondary result is the unsavory taste left behind when one wakes from sleep after receiving a mallard.
by GP5K February 23, 2011
Get the Mallardmug. A term used to describe a high desirability of a situation/person. Two notches below 'Bad ass'. Also used to mean Cool and chill -- 2nd definition.
by Beni-G May 10, 2009
Get the Mallardmug. (n): a term used by grengus to show love, hate, or anything towards someone, something, or nothing at all
by Orcofwar April 5, 2009
Get the Mallardmug. A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.
I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe
by shnow lady December 9, 2019
Get the Mallard Ducksmug. The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.
Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012
Get the Full Mallardmug.