Majappetizer

When your girl Maja is so much more tasty than what you're about to eat... then you have a Majappetizer.

Majappetizers are usually pretty damn hot - it cannot be served cold.

- Maja, you look so tasty! Would you consider having a Majappetizer before dinner?

by Jiji_ October 3, 2023

maia

the prettiest girl you’ll ever meet with a contagious smile and beautiful eyes that’ll leave you with butterflies for a whole week <3

maia is sooo pretty

by .丁 June 13, 2021

Maia

Maia is the bestest friend you could ever ask for! Maia's have a very good taste in music and are amazing dancers! They are usually very outgoing and hilarious. Maia's are stunning, and beautiful !! You need a Maia in your life...

Maia's are hilarious

Maia's are great friends

Maia's are stunning

by Jumble444 March 21, 2013

malaphor

A mixed metaphor

After two martinis, Bill was spewing malaphors like "he'll do anything at the drop of a bucket" and "we missed our door of opportunity"

by Gerry Todd September 11, 2010

Maia

Maia is exceptional both physically and mentally. She is so beautiful, but her sweetness outnumbers every quality. She is a great listener, and great to talk to, however, she is closed off to people she does not know. When she opens up to you, you feel amazing. Maia is a great human being.

Why is that girl Maia so fucking beautiful?!

by JackIsNotACinnamonRoll October 13, 2015

mariapaula

THE LOVELY ONE WHO IS CRAZY, LIKES TO FLIRT BUT AT THE SAME TIME TRIES TO BE FUNNY. SHE DOESNT LIKE TO GO WITH THE FLOW, SHE IS DIFFERENT THAN OTHER PEOPLE. LIKES HANGING AROUND WITH EVERYONE. IF YOU DON'T THINK SHE IS FUN TO BE ARPUND YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

boy :oh mariapaula, she is coming!
girl : what are you jelous?
boy : no im not1
girl : you are really stupid, you have NO sense of humor, she is awesome.

boy: youre right i am just really jelous!

by the secret writer November 26, 2010

malaphor

a mixing of two idioms, commonly resulting in an alternate meaning of the statements

Jim's favorite malaphor is "I'll burn that bridge when I come to it."

by Krose240 March 19, 2015