Mahoody

Pronunciation “maa who dee”

Mockery with an element of patronisation for being in a shitty mood.

Great term to use for when the wife is having an unnecessary bitch fit.

Mahoody can be spoken in child like manner to encourage full rage from spouse.

“Are you in a mahoody again sweetheart?”

“Dont get all mahoody, you’ll end up #motional”

“Ooh I wonder who’s in a big mahoody today; yeah wittle gwumpy mahoodies isn’t we “

by pornzi April 1, 2024

Harper Mahood

A sexy mysterious dream girl, her beauty will stun you in a heartbeat and if you happen to survive the shock you'll only start convulsing once she speaks to you for the first time with the voice of an angle. Only the ancient Gods of Olympus could have designed such a muse, she's smart, funny, humble, creative, artistic, plays music and is genuinely one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. In the wise words of Special38, the now defunct Southern Rock band from the 80s, hold on loosely but don't let it go.

"Fuck that girl, Harper Mahood, is a bombshell 10/10 how am I gonna go and get her number?"
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."

by Mr.Rubberfunkyamotha January 17, 2024