maggie dykes

Maggie dykes is a sweet young girl that might be alittle sarcastic but over all she is a good friend

Maggie dykes is my best friend

by Bobbythebuilder666 April 6, 2017

Maggie's Drawers

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.

I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Maggie's Farm Day

A day at work that requires you to drive home while listening to the song "Maggie's Farm" at a very high volume. Either the Bob Dylan or Rage Against the Machine version will work, the Rage version is more therapeutic but may result in road rage. This song does provide excellent stress relief after a "Maggie's Farm Day".

Wife: "Hey honey, how was your day?"

Husband: "I had a real Maggie's Farm Day at work. I listened to Maggie's Farm on the way home, cussed at a few drivers, and now I feel fine...let's go have a nice dinner."

Wife: "Sounds great!"

by thenumbersdork April 5, 2009

Dean Maggie Challenge

The Dean Maggie Challenge is to take seven shots in three minutes. It was a challenge unintentionally instituted by a dean of Harvey Mudd College when she used it as an example of irresponsible alcohol use in a conference with students.

I just completed the Dean Maggie Challenge. I feel awesome and kinda sick.

by StupidScientist October 6, 2012

Dirty Maggie

To rub peanut butter onto a males genitals while playing a game of Twister

A Dirty Maggie is done while he was playing twister and she grabes his penis and rubs it with peanut butter

by Muffinman221 July 28, 2009

Rain Dance Maggie

A type of chicken fried steak used to disguise a banana as a ninja fighting karate chopping monkey to eliminate a certain slow race of rainbow sprinkles. They poop then eat their poop. they come in flavors such as bubble gum and berry blast.

look over there! it's a rain dance maggie!

by veggiemonstah October 3, 2011

The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie

The worst song on the face of the planet. It's a brand new low for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

*The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie comes on the radio*

Person A: I hate this shit!

Person B: Damn, this just made me puke.

Person A: Turn it off, turn it off!

by mcnigget01 July 17, 2011