the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.
danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.
my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.
my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022
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someone: wheres the tall guy that always follows you around today?
me: tall guy? you mean my boyfriend? yea he's getting boba for us!
someone: wow, I wish I had a boyfriend like yours
me: tall guy? you mean my boyfriend? yea he's getting boba for us!
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Me: My boyfriend is really hot!
y/n: But he doesnt even exsist?
Me: Yeah, thats because he is burned by the sun......... HEHEHEH
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Me: Yeah, thats because he is burned by the sun......... HEHEHEH
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by Mejse March 24, 2023
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Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
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