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my friend

street code for the La Costra Nostra; meaning a highly ranked criminal who is full blooded italian and is eligible to be made a memeber or is a memeber of the La Costra Nostra.
"hey giovanni, this is ´my friend` pino from Sicilia.."
by x September 3, 2003
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My friend

he has an umbrella
by Jamie5353 April 1, 2020
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my friend

a person who steals ur girlfriend after u told him that u still loved her.

also allows him to come on dates cuz u thought he was ur friend and let him and look what happened,

cant spell friend without end
my friend, dont act sympathetic ur a fuckin doushe bag, and thast what evry1 else thinks too so shut ur fuckin face
by scud December 23, 2003
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it can be a good guy who call you when he find diamonds, or a moth&rf*ck&r who stole YOUR diamonds.
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE YOU STOLE MY DIAMONDS!
by XingLingXong May 9, 2020
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by elie.28 October 25, 2023
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In Naples, the term 'my friend' is equivalent to 'bro.' It is used exclusively by natives toward immigrants and by immigrants toward natives
We my friend t'appost?
by ER LAZIALE January 22, 2024
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My Friend Wants to Know (MFWTK)

It is the most go-to starter phrase when asking an abnormal question to hide behind a facade and save yourself from judgement, embarrassment, humiliation, possibly dishonoring your family's name.

Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.
Example 1
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...

Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.
by AnGrYRameN December 16, 2016
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