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anal monkies

monkies that are in your anal hole, but they can only fit in your anal after having hardcore anal sex!, or in insult
you anal monkey, you all are little anal monkies
by mkress January 22, 2009
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fudge monkies

a word used to replace the slang word "fuck"
FUDGE MONKIES! I forgot the condom!
by Errn April 8, 2003
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brass monkies

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away
'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'
by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005
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pubic monkies

She doesn't have any pubic monkeys because she just "shaved"
by David smells April 5, 2003
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space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys
Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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ass monkies

A straight(inlovewithagayman)man who is hot and charming and really good at most everything. Who is in love with a guy but wants awomen. A man who wish his best friend was a girl he could make love too. A guy whohas. Not relized its ok to be gay. Or one who is scared of his love for a man. Most of the men who have a gay best friend. One who would do anything for a assmonky one who follows a assmonkey around or feeds them buys them clothes or feels strong feelings for a assmonkey
Hey bro I'm into a ass monkies that don't know why they love gaymen. V. I would be so into you if you would ever like to be with me and I'm not a assmonkey or assmuppet I'm a guy who is in love with you just for the plain and simple fact that you are you
by yourgaybuddy March 8, 2011
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donut monkies

Software developers who consume too much tea and sugared snacks and communicate via IRC despite being in the same office - only 2 desks away.
Ed and Craig are two dedicated donut monkies
by Bored@Work September 12, 2006
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