by mushim October 24, 2003
by osovogue July 01, 2005
Short for "Massive Ordnance Air Benzene" and refers to a class of benzene famous for blowing ones socks off. Supplied exclusively by RamboUK2UK.
by realtackshooter August 16, 2023
by duke619 September 11, 2009
When a fat guy goes into the bathroom after eating tacos and you can smell it in the hallway.....that is a MOAB
by MOAB man May 25, 2009
Trump has so many scandals going on he just dropped the Moab in Afghanistan to try and distract people. Sure wish the media would stfu about it.
by Steveo April 14, 2017
Acronym for "Moldy Old Ass Bachelor"
Delusional and eye-roll inducing, MOABs are easily identified by their constant crying that women are all fat and terrible while simultaneously professing themselves to be "the ultimate ladies man" when in reality their stale and mind numbing rhetoric has cemented their forever single status.
Their natural habitat includes sausage fests, boring chat rooms, embarassing family reunions and unexpected, awkward or well-loathed co-worker and strange neighbor interactions.
Delusional and eye-roll inducing, MOABs are easily identified by their constant crying that women are all fat and terrible while simultaneously professing themselves to be "the ultimate ladies man" when in reality their stale and mind numbing rhetoric has cemented their forever single status.
Their natural habitat includes sausage fests, boring chat rooms, embarassing family reunions and unexpected, awkward or well-loathed co-worker and strange neighbor interactions.
Her: "He's been sitting home alone, on the internet all day, screaming that women are pigs, bragging about a girlfriend he doesn't have"
Me: "What else would you expect from a MOAB?"
Me: "What else would you expect from a MOAB?"
by Paltalker October 29, 2017