A merb ,straight or gay who gobbles the knob(s) of as many cocks as it can find in the immediate area. They swallow semen with the glee and excitement of someone who has just won the lottery.
Your brother is a real merb nerbler. He just sucked off the entire swim team and is out looking for more.
by Willie shaverpus February 17, 2023
Get the merb nerbler mug.A state of relative nothingness, boredom, frustration, or just general existence for which there is no adequate substitute. Merbling can be an action, as well as an adjective, or a general conversation filler, as well as noun (merbler). There are many forms of merble, but all involve similar, unexciting emotions.
"Man, about ten minutes into that 3-hour lecture, I was merbling hard, it only got worse from there"
"Dude, your 30 minutes late!" "Merble!"
"I went on a date with that girl, but she was too much of a merbler, so I bailed."
"Dude, your 30 minutes late!" "Merble!"
"I went on a date with that girl, but she was too much of a merbler, so I bailed."
by arbjay November 29, 2012
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My wife's brother is a real merbaderb.. he trips over his own shoelaces and they're tied... is their anything he can do right?
by Willie shaverpus November 10, 2022
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