MC Hammer

A very cool rapper guy from the eighties/early nineties, is NOT a one hit wonder.

His greatest works include "U Can't Touch This", "Here Comes the Hammer", "Too Legit to Quit", and "Turtle Power".

by Amanda Leigh Phillips August 3, 2003

mc hammer

To slap your partners forhead with your cock while cumming during oral sex.

To perform an MC Hammer you MUST be standing up- UNDER THE CONDITION that your partner does NOT want you to cum in her mouth.

Right before orgasm you shake your legs and say "uhoh! uhoh, uhoh-uhoh! STOP!" - Pull out - Begin to bang your dick on her forhead while cumming and say "HAMMER TIME!"

by Ravejocky January 15, 2008

the mc hammer

when a hand randomly launches out of a persons ass. comonly happens after watching and/or dancing to the mc hammer video " you cant touch this". more commonly refered to "hammer time!'

i saw a guy at the club who got the mc hammer!

by pat datass May 1, 2010

mc hammer

A showboating flamboyant rapper from the early nineties. In 1990, off the back of a few lame songs, MC Hammer bought a $12million house and a fleet of luxury cars. Six years later, it all got reposessed when he declared himself bankrupt.


Can be used to describe anyone who optimisticly flashes the cash only to lose it all due to their over-optimism.

As soon as he got a promotion he bought a Ferrari, big house and some artwork expecting to get promoted again and pay it all off before he was 25. But he instead got fired for crashing the car into his Boss' 1980 Rolls-Royce Phantom VI state luaderlet convertible limosuine while showing off.


Now all his shit got repo'd, his phine bitch left him, and he lives with his parents.


Now

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

MC Hammer

You can't touch him

You can't touch MC Hammer.

by Kindagawky2 January 14, 2010

MC Hammer

To have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, hence the name. M (enstrual) C (ycle) Hammer (well, duh, i hope i don't need to explain this one)

He figured it was all right to give her an MC Hammer in the jacuzzi.

by m00 November 15, 2004

MC Hammer

Once a successful raper, now a TV Preecher

Stoners watching teh church channel noticed a familiar face, MC Hammer!

by Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 7, 2003