His greatest works include "U Can't Touch This", "Here Comes the Hammer", "Too Legit to Quit", and "Turtle Power".
by Amanda Leigh Phillips August 3, 2003
To perform an MC Hammer you MUST be standing up- UNDER THE CONDITION that your partner does NOT want you to cum in her mouth.
Right before orgasm you shake your legs and say "uhoh! uhoh, uhoh-uhoh! STOP!" - Pull out - Begin to bang your dick on her forhead while cumming and say "HAMMER TIME!"
Right before orgasm you shake your legs and say "uhoh! uhoh, uhoh-uhoh! STOP!" - Pull out - Begin to bang your dick on her forhead while cumming and say "HAMMER TIME!"
by Ravejocky January 11, 2008
when a hand randomly launches out of a persons ass. comonly happens after watching and/or dancing to the mc hammer video " you cant touch this". more commonly refered to "hammer time!'
by pat datass May 2, 2010
A showboating flamboyant rapper from the early nineties. In 1990, off the back of a few lame songs, MC Hammer bought a $12million house and a fleet of luxury cars. Six years later, it all got reposessed when he declared himself bankrupt.
Can be used to describe anyone who optimisticly flashes the cash only to lose it all due to their over-optimism.
Can be used to describe anyone who optimisticly flashes the cash only to lose it all due to their over-optimism.
As soon as he got a promotion he bought a Ferrari, big house and some artwork expecting to get promoted again and pay it all off before he was 25. But he instead got fired for crashing the car into his Boss' 1980 Rolls-Royce Phantom VI state luaderlet convertible limosuine while showing off.
Now all his shit got repo'd, his phine bitch left him, and he lives with his parents.
Now
Now all his shit got repo'd, his phine bitch left him, and he lives with his parents.
Now
by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
To have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, hence the name. M (enstrual) C (ycle) Hammer (well, duh, i hope i don't need to explain this one)
by m00 November 16, 2004
by Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 7, 2003