May 31

The day the best and purest crackheads were birthed.

Tom: Yo bro it’s Tits birthday she was born on may 31 yk what that means crackhead but she’s fire.

May 31 by Titknee November 13, 2019

Hang out with your gf/bf/so day!!

By Brittney

Y/n: You wanna go to the movies?

Oliver: No, I have to study for a test.

Y/n: To bad it's may 31st.

Guy: Do you know what May 31 is?
Girl: No what is it
Guy: *Slaps girls ass* It’s grab/slap ass day

May 31 by Naughtdays May 30, 2019

hey its May 31 bae

The day me and my bestie met this is a very special day for me she has been there ever since Thank you for being my friend

Hey Kim
What
It’s May 31

May 31 by Luis Mario March 30, 2022

Yo it’s may 31st girls have to send soapy titty pics

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31