March 13

National boyfriend day!
Have your girlfriend do anything and everything for you on this day. She has to do whatever you want today

Dude it’s March 13 I’m gonna get some head because my gf has to do what I say

by BiggerSticks October 27, 2019

March 13

The most beautiful, but unlucky, person was born on this day. They are addicted to Starbucks.

Person 1:"Hey its my birthday!"
Person 2:"Hey its March 13 you are beautiful and unlucky!"

by Snowpixel October 28, 2019

March 13

this is the day we’re Pisces girls get their heart broken my libras even tho they love them... if you are a libra and you see this remember that, if you have ever broken a Pisces heart before..it was probably on this date... imma go kill myself now have a great day :)

it’s March 13 you know what that means Pisces...

by dani :) November 2, 2019

March 13

when soulmates meet

“we met on March 13”

“forever us”
“my soulmate”

by 764 November 22, 2021

March 13

National fuck with your crush day

random guy: hey it's March 13 i can fuck with my crush
random guy 2: WAIT REALLY??

by shorter than your dick January 7, 2022

March 13

National Canadian Be Lonely Day

March 13 Anyone born on this day will never find true love

by Mr.IDontKnow March 25, 2021

March 13

Were all the best migits are born

Miget:I was born on March 13 and that’s were all the good migits are born

Girl:nice

by March 13 May 3, 2019