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lunchpaler

A lunchpaler or lunchpailer is predominantly a male who licks his middle finger and rubs it around the rim of his own asshole. Then scoops any lingering debris back into his mouth to literally eat his own ass.
Man those guys are a bunch of lunchpalers!

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I will look forward to my lunchpailers landing that trophy on my dresser by the end of the year.
by Captain VonSparkles July 9, 2018
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Lunchpale

It’s when you grab a bitch from her head upside down and drop dick in her asshole
by IssaWord March 14, 2019
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lunchpresado

That one person who inevitably and conveniently forgets or doesn't have any money after suggesting grabbing lunch.

Formally known as "lanspresado" and can also be referred to as "brunchpresado."
"Wally is a lunchpresado pro. I don't think he's paid for his own lunch since he did time in the poke. Even then, I paid because I pay taxes."
by Grigio Girl November 21, 2020
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