Loominati

Illuminati can be shortened to Loominati for humour purposes.

We all know Loominati governs everything but we deny it because we're programmed so.

by Awkwardestinyboy July 5, 2016

Loonimati

Seriously noisy conspiracy-nuts. Unlike the so-called 'Illuminati" , who of course try to keep their identies a secret, the Loonimati are real people with very public platforms. Possible examples of members of the Loonimati might be Alex Jones, Judge Pirro, Tomi Lahren, and of course Sean Hannity. But to be fair, the Loominati may also include likes of Jill Stein and others around the Green Party. It's not about right or left, it's about making a career -and money- out of selling, as if true, ridiculous conspiracy theories that have no basis whatever in objective facts.

"If only I could get funding for my documentary about how nine rich guys in Silicon Valley are planning to release genetically altered wasps into the entire world that, after they sting a person, that person's brain will be unable to resist obeying any encrypted order sent to it with the correct codes via twitter, then I could join the Loonimati

by K-opti® August 14, 2018

lonination

someone who is cool, hot, and sexy

“hey did you see that girl at the club” “no what did she look like” “she was lonination bro”

by lunaslamelife August 27, 2022

hooninating

its the verb of hoon. if someone is a hoon then they drive fast, crazily and do burnouts etc. if someone is hooninating then they are being a hoon at that time. usually associated with younger males.

Last night Johno was hooninating good to loose the cops.

by Kizza in Aus May 27, 2007

loonatic

Someone who goes totally bonkers from hearing da haunting trilling calls of a common aquatic bird.

Norman Thayer acts kinda weird on several occasions throughout da famous "On Golden Pond" movie; I wonder if this is due to da first stages of his becoming a loonatic?

by QuacksO August 27, 2022

lostination

A country that's not recognized by all of the United Nations countries

Israel is a lostinated country so it's considered from the lostination countries

by tixguy May 22, 2024