Chan Daddy longlegs

A teacher who knows nothing but acts like she knows anything. Usually overweight and talks a lot about her love life
by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 16, 2019
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twatty longlegs

A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.

They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration
Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression
by Smordwith May 19, 2023
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