When she's "not in the mood".
Man, we were fuckin' all alone at my house.. Lights out.. Under a blanket.. And then I find out I've got a loner boner.
by AviatorsMan October 9, 2008
Get the Loner Bonermug. "WTF man? Why are you pitching a tent around me?"
"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"
"I was looking at one of Crystal's pics. She's in Chicago and now I've got a loner boner!"
by ThePariahDog September 18, 2012
Get the loner bonermug. A boner that appears without warrant and often by itself with no other boners around. I.E, a boner appearing at a strange time that no other man would find sexy.
A spontaneous boner, if you will.
A spontaneous boner, if you will.
by Supercalifragilisticexpaladocious January 17, 2008
Get the loner bonermug. The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.
by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021
Get the Loner Bonermug. a person who usually shows up to places/parties by themself, alone, and with no friends at that time.
I usually go to hip hop shows by myself, but I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(
by potranquita June 8, 2005
Get the loner bonermug. When someone is so lonely and haven't gone out of the house for days when they begin to find the silence sexy they might get a loner boner.
Guy: I haven't been out for ages! I'm so horny, and its so quiet in here...oh god no I feel a loner boner coming on.
by Clever Locust April 25, 2013
Get the loner bonermug. lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.
by potranquita June 6, 2005
Get the Loner Bonermug.