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Loli Derangement Syndrome

The irrational belief that the existence and approval of small anime & manga girls promotes and endorses pedophilia.
Otaku: Megumin and Rory Mercury are my waifus!

Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?

Otaku: No....

Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!

Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?

Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!

Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.

Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!

Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?

Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs

Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!
by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 21, 2021
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Shoulder Loli

One half of a symbiotic trope pairing, commonly found in Anime.

A shoulder loli can be found in it's natural habitat, riding atop the shoulders of it's 'strong man'.

The two play an intricate part in the other's life cycle.
A shoulder loli will use the strong man as protection from the wilds and dangerous inhabitants of.
Likewise, the strong man requires a shoulder loli to serve as a constant reminder of the existence of good and innocence in the world.
Noun
"Kenny set aside his shoulder loli, leaving her in a safe place while he demonstrated the full power of his bankai."

"Hoist up your shoulder loli and head off into adventure!"
by psilous June 8, 2018
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squid loli

by the random. October 25, 2022
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Stalin Loli

Katusha, the Stalin Loli is the tankery commander of Pravda High School.
by Viscount Druitt April 28, 2023
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"Son of a Loli" Challenge

An extremely dangerous social challenge. Ones who's consequences are not fully understood; nor recorded. You walk up to the cutest boy you know and pick a verbal fight by looking him straight in his big beautiful eyes, and with nothing buy jealous hatred in you heart say to him "You Son of a Loli".
Dang, Can you believe that Jay Z did the "Son of a Loli" Challenge to Justin Timberlake?!
by Gemini Virtue August 8, 2021
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lolism

lolism: the following of the word lol.
some people worship the word lol, they are lolists.
Nat: Hey you know what?
Sam: I dunno
Nat: Im part of a new religion
Sam: WHAT????
Nat: lolism!
by Natman1991 April 5, 2007
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Lolism

Using Lol as a responce to anything thats not funny at all.
Ahmed: Dude Rita's is Much better than Carvel's

Louis: Yea mannnnnn

Brittnay: LOLLLLLL

Ahmed: wow Lolism right there.
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