Little man syndrome

When a small man feels the need to out do a normal size man in order to feel bigger then he is.

Boy Chris really has little man syndrome today. He feels he needs to drink more then everyone else.

by Blue Knight April 22, 2003

Angry Little Man Syndrome

An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak. Common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles, loud attire, random screaming of "ah fukkin' seen ye" or "aye ye fukkin' did", a pre-emptive approach to taking the piss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious RAGE caused by Martin Hedley, the nob-end.

Mr. Boyd suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. He attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive piss take strategy.

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My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

Angry little man syndrome

A short male who is always annoyed at everything. Which comes from growing up under the average height. Permanent defensive.

he is such a prick!
well he's got the angry little man syndrome

by ballsto February 1, 2004

Little Man Syndrome (LMS)

A total douche bag that tries to compensate for his shortness/ smallness by being a total tool, and making himself look like a faggot. Therefore resulting in complete hatred.

Little Man Syndrome (LMS) is a man such as yourself.

by 9876324915 November 28, 2010

little man syndrome

When a male is generously short. This particular male feels the need to have a big bark. They feel emasculated when their bark is big!!! It covers up their extremely little legs. When everyone knows the bark is bigger than the bite.

Matt walks around all day looking up at people! He is very jealous that he’s not tall like all the other boys, so he shouts profanities at them !! he' is only 5'4:( he has little man syndrome!

by Amy Jae August 12, 2019

Little man syndrome

A midget that acts like a dic and tries to be tough because he’s an insecure little fuck

Ok Michael, why u so salty ? U got little man syndrome ?

by Saavyjavi January 12, 2022

little man syndrome

When a guy is short and has an attitude problem because he is bitter at society for looking down on short guys.

Damn, I just got rejected by the bouncer that I was a lot taller than at the bar, he must have had a bad case or little man syndrome.

by Erica April 23, 2004