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Lirpa Sloof

Whereas the defecation is unartistically left in a lump as in a Cleveland Steamer. With the Lirpa Sloof variation, the deposit is made unto a ring shape. The Lirpa Sloof variation shows the recipient that you have class and muscle control.
Sarah, calling out to her roomate says "Hey, come see this Lirpa Sloof on my chest, that random guy I slept with last night really was classy!"

"Yeah, and the it's a perfect circle too, he sure has great muscle control!"

"Yeah", Sarah sighs, "I think I'm in love."
by Spanks Johnson April 3, 2008
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Lirpa

Lirpa : lêr-på; person whose epidermis absorbs sun like a sponge, resulting in a potato-like coating. Lirpa is indigenous to the Mid-west region of the United States, but has been known to migrate to the South-West region in order to maximize sun-exposure and search for possible mates. (AKA Ape Tits, A-petite, Shirpa, or Frank)
I think I'm gonna biggie-size my Lirpa!
-or-
Lirpa, hop in the oven and I will cover you with sourcream and chives.
by Gooter March 30, 2005
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Lirpse

Low-key Chirpse
When someone is low-key flirting

Girl: Look at this cute photo of me and my cat
Guy: Both cute
Guy 2: "Lirpse"

Lirpse, also known as lirpsing, or slurpse, meaning sly chirpse
Low-key Chirpse flirtsubtlechirpsingflirtingslurpselirpse
by GentlemanOfScience January 30, 2016
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