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Life span of a retard

Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects
by $peek-EliZ September 4, 2022
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Life span of a weirdo

They usually live from 11-13
The life span of a weirdo is 11-13 years
by Idi0t345 May 11, 2021
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Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!
According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.
by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022
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lifespam

The length of time an ad/brochure/campaign/joke lasts before becoming annoying.
Wow, that "wardrobe malfunction" was fun for quite a while before it hit the end of its lifespam.
by Billiard Instructor April 5, 2012
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LifeSpace

A person who dedicates most of his/her time to myspace.com other than living a real actual life and are simply addicted to the online world. These people often update their profiles, usually giving away to much information, or are usually online 24/7, and update their status and mood, a lot. They can often be Myspace whores, except Lifespace people don't usually just add random friends, because often are they people you know. Lifespace people are notorious for uploading many pictures of their so called real life they bluff about, except you come to find they are always online never leaving their homes. They may do Myspace bulletin surveys a lot, or just simply only talk to people over Myspace.
When Susie was asked to go to the mall with her school friends, she simply refused and claimed she already had plans, but when she went home, she logged right onto Lifespace to live her virtual life.
by EcstasyKing October 5, 2009
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Likespan

The amount of time in which you like someone. The lifespan of a crush.
Jane: "Ooh, there's your old crush."
Norma: "Yeah, he had a likespan of 5 months!"
by actitoutgirl March 4, 2010
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lifepanion

lifepanion is a term for a long term committed relationship without marriage. Mostly for seniors or other couples that have no designated name for their close permanent relationship
Hi joe, I want to introduce my lifepanion Claudia.
by hubiedo June 7, 2018
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