Lesbean

A lesbian that is addicted to or wears many beanies.
Most of the time could be heavily Pinterest butch.
Could be a femme that is either Not Having It™ or Tired™

Goddamnit Zoey! You're being such a fucking lesbean stop shopping at Hot Topic!

by Kismesitude__ May 18, 2018

smol lesbean

A person who is innocent, adorable, and of the lesbian sexuality. Does not have to be small or cute though, and can be terrifying.

My good friend Jess was a Smol Lesbean

by Smeïngdenhaüz September 23, 2017

Lesbeen

Someone who was a fake lesbian to be trendy, and is now a straight. Once you are a lesbeen, you are a has been.

Lexi was a lesbien, now she likes girls. She is such a Lesbeen.

by kikithum October 14, 2016

Lesbean

When a straight female consumes a rainbow bean which consists of the following ingredients:
12% Alexis Matteo, Vegan Agar Agar (30%), Homosexual nicorn semen (20%), A granulated and vapourised segement of Judy Garland's DNA (2%), A tooth from the emeciated body of Spongebob Squarepants (5%), A red skittle (1%), The tissue from the heel of Beyonce's first pair of Louboutins (16%) AIDS (12%)

You will be able to purchase a packet of Lesbeans at your local retail stores or good supermarkets such as: Slayyynsburys, Aldi Delano, Mark and Spencer, Walmart, Target and Tes-you go girl.

''You're too gay to function''
''That's because i have been eating these LESBEANS''

by walmartwilly. June 6, 2018

lesbean

i like gorls

i am a lesbean

by hola soy doraaaa April 17, 2022

Lesbeen

Used to be a lesbian but now turned straight.

Anne Heche is a classic Lesbeen. She used to pussy lick but now likes dick.

by Sambambino September 28, 2008

lesberang

A man who self identifies as a woman, yet is in a heterosexual relationship with another woman. The man later undergoes gender reassignment surgery, thus becoming a woman who begins dating men. The woman later comes out of the closet as a homosexual.

Jesus! Kerri's life is a fucking roller coaster. One day he's a dude plowing chicks, the next day he becomes a chick who likes the sausage, the next day she's back to munching the box! Yea, didn't you hear? She's a lesberang.

by wschwie April 14, 2016