Lawn mower

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.

Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now

by FamousJew December 8, 2019

Lawn Mower

When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.

You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.

by Dirty Mexi March 21, 2003

lawn mower

an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of grass at all hours of the day.

The evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the grass outside.

by annomus8 June 3, 2011

Lawn Mower Beer

Any cheap beer.

Derived because its the kind of beer you drink on hot summer days while you mow your lawn.

Person 1: What kind of beer should we get?
Person 2: Any lawn mower beer is fine. I'm totally broke!

by Allisaur January 3, 2008

Louisiana Lawn Mower

With your partner on their hands and knees, a string of anal beads is then inserted into their anus.

The beads are then ripped out using a motion like using the pullstart on a lawn mower.

They then proceed to make lawnmower noises while trimming your pubes with their teeth.

My bush was getting out of control so we opted for the Louisiana Lawn Mower

by Dale_lifts June 7, 2019

The Spicy Lawn mower

While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.

Rob: yo bro Denise and I totally did The Spicy Lawn Mower.
Bro: did it hurt?

by pubic hair research team March 26, 2013

Lawn mower

A lawnmower is a tool to mow grass

I bought a cheap lawn mower

by Akaksksios July 10, 2020