Landtarian

A diet excluding anything that comes out of the water like fish and shellfish. The only meat that is consumed is land animals and birds.

I am a landtarian so I do not eat anything out of lakes, rivers and oceans. I only eat animals that live on land and birds because they are dumb.

by TomCB January 2, 2013

lardetarian

An ignorant fatty who considers herself to be a vegetarian even though she consumes vast quantities of beef tallow, chicken stock, gelatin and other nasty animal products.

Trish thinks she's superior because she doesn't eat meat, but she's just a lardetarian.

by AJ December 18, 2003

lametarian

a person who only eats things that are lame (aka those tht are incapable of walking). The food that lameterians eat includes vegetables, fruits, mushrooms, veal (veal is allowed because the baby cows are fattened so much that they can no longer walk), eggs (because the eggs cannot walk), most seafood (except crabs and lobsters) and snakes.

Dustin: "I cannot eat that lamb meat; I'm a lametarian"
Sketchy Chef: "hmm.... here's some veal instead"

by Blaine the Sledgehammer November 29, 2010

landerianer

a person from somaliland

morra di er en landerianer

by 😤😞💪 December 11, 2023