land mines

another name for dog shit.

Bill's stupid dog left land mines all over my backyard.

by Tommy Boy March 12, 2005

land mine

passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine

Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.

by Sp33dstix March 14, 2009

land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006

land mine

The ugly thin girl always found with a group of hotties. If the land mine doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.

Dude, can you get rid of the land mine, I just want to hook up with my girl.

by TheRealSlimAnus August 20, 2010

land mine

A spin off of grenade, a larger, uglier, fatter woman. The ultimate in grenade.

"Shit son, that bitch is a fuckin' land mine!"

by Pat Nolan May 4, 2006

Vietnamese Land Mine

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".

Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.

by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008

$150 land mine

A new tennis shoe, 50% of which are Nike. They are like landmines because if someone steps on them, a perfectly rational black man is going to explode.

See the boondocks.

Tennis shoes are like $150 land mine, step one one and someone bout to explode!

by Jake McLeod September 27, 2006