Lactating wombat

Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.

"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"

by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010

erotic lactation

Suckin' some milk providing titties sexually!

Having a new baby isn't all bad, me and my wife can now engage in some erotic lactation!

by dunnomanatallyall February 27, 2014

Lactation Lettuce III

Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.

Lactation Lettuce III was commanded into action by general warlord Mahatma Gandhi.

by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 12, 2019

spontaneous lactation

When a women suddenly squirts milk out of her breast due to extreme surprise or pleasure.

Girl: why is there milk on the floor?
Girl 2: Spontaneous Lactation

by Fender315 March 4, 2015

lactating whore

As it sounds, it is breastfeeding for pay. Erotic lactation is considered a taboo by many because of its proximity to incest and children. "Milk fetishism" and "lactophilia" are medical, diagnostic terms for paraphilias and are used for disorders according to the precise criteria of ICD-10 and DSM-IV.

In 2003, there was a report of New Zealand brothel that offered lactation services to its clients. Though not strictly prostitution, a Beijing restaurant offered breastmilk-based dishes on its menu.

Donna is a lactating whore who works in a house that caters to fetishes such as infantilism.

by Gender Studies Student February 12, 2010

Lactation

ejaculating milk from the titties. many people like to drink this milk. some even squirt it in other people's eyes.
it also makes women's titties get really huge!!!!

haha i lactated on yo face bitch! (god i love lactation)

by wtfux0rz October 7, 2007

lactating bovoid

A cow-like creature who produces milk. Lactating refers to Lactation, the process of producing milk and bovoid refers to bovine, the term for a cow and by adding "oid" on the end means "similar to".

Excrement of a Lactating Bovoid
Means- Cow Poo

That lactating bovoid is annoying me
Means- That cow is annoying me

by kingpaladin August 5, 2005