Probere Lamonte

A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.

Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke

by its dennis August 7, 2006

Lamonte

The nice person you can met cute sweet and sexy smooth with the ladies and funny and quiet and stay to his self and caring about people he love and got a big dick

Lamonte

by Lamonte May 5, 2019

Lamonteing

The act of blowing into someone's anus.

When you're getting a lap dance and proceed to blow air into the performer's butt.

Did you see the guy at the club lamonteing that stripper? Shit's gross.

by SFWESC January 28, 2014

Lamonté

He’s really 1 of 1

“I love a man named Lamonté”

by 0reh November 20, 2023

Lamonte

Very funny and entertaining always knows how to cheer a person up.THEY NEVER TAKE NO FOR A ANSWER.They watch hella anime.They love playing the game.He is very compassionate.HE has the biggest dick in the state of the universe.He knows how to put that shit on.He has good music taste.Minor sneakerhead.He claps up a Gianna everyday🙄.They are very sexy and attractive and have vey muscular arms.they are very skinny never fat.They are one of the fastest ppl on planet earth.SO IF YOU KNOW A LAMONTE NEVER LET THEM GO CUZ THEY ONE OF THE BEST.

Lamonte is awesome

by Thebesttffffffff December 27, 2023