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penis pumping like a champ 

the female puts either her right/left shoulder under the man's junk. Then they wrap their hand around the penis and basically "fist pump it like a champ".

Optional: you can start a dice roll on it and then work your way up to fist.
Penis pumping like a champ is like fist pumping on the Jersey Shore except in the sexual mode.
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Play like a champion 

Encouraging or motivating phrase offered to a disgruntled or pessimistic person. Taken from the sacred sign located above the tunnel leading out of the home locker room of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football team.
"Dude, I'm not sure about this exam."

"Hey... no excuses... play like a champion."

rockin' it like a champion 

This means to be getting buck-wild and straight stupid up in a place. To be the life of the party. It means you're gettin' drunk and actin' a fool. Usually associated with local celebrity "Smooch Marlowe", who coined this phrase while at a bar drunk when we asked him on the phone what he was doing.
Us (to Smooch over the phone): "Smooch, what are you doin'?"

Smooch Marlowe (at the local bar, drunk): "I'm rockin' it like a champion!"