land mine

The ugly thin girl always found with a group of hotties. If the land mine doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.

Dude, can you get rid of the land mine, I just want to hook up with my girl.

land mine by TheRealSlimAnus August 20, 2010

Land mine

The act of leaving a cup that is filled with both beer urine on a bar or in an area at a bar where an unsuspecting (and theiving) drunk will assume that the "bait" is an unattended and free beer.

Jim drank half his beer, urinated in the rest, left the land mine on the bar, and waited for someone to take the bait.

Land mine by metfan630 February 23, 2009

land mine

A spin off of grenade, a larger, uglier, fatter woman. The ultimate in grenade.

"Shit son, that bitch is a fuckin' land mine!"

land mine by Pat Nolan May 4, 2006

Land Mine

A guy is eating a girl out and she farts.

(guy)"Mmmmmm You like it when i lick yo pussy..."

(girl)"Oh...OH...OHHH *fart* ..... LAND MINE!"

(guy)"....*vomit*...."

Land Mine by fantabuloso March 4, 2004

Land mine

This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline

Dude that Land mine gave me stank dick for weeks

Land mine by Fucmehjerry April 20, 2018

Land mine

Bombs with a foot fetish

'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."

Land mine by catwithrabies February 2, 2020

Land Mine Fart 

When the steanch a fart is embedded into a seat until someone disturbs that smell to cause it to leak out moments later. In similar fasion to a real land mine

So, I was hanging with my girlfriend yesturday and I laid a land mine fart in her couch. Later on her sister sat there and she got tottaly blamed for it!

Land Mine Fart by R.T. Foster, II October 28, 2007