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Koalaing

the act of sitting backwards on the toilet seat and wrapping your arms around the cistern whilst taking a shit, just like a koala hugging a tree
phil is koalaing the shit out of that toilet.
by simon cowl December 10, 2011
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Koalaing

The action of clinging on and attaching to an object very tightly with no intention of letting go
Man, she was koalaing me so hard last night i could not breathe..
by MolLip May 13, 2015
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Koalaing

To complain beyond reason. Any reference to;
Whining, Bitching, Complaining, Nagging, or PMS.
Hey, quit your koalaing!
by UIS June 15, 2007
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koalaing

To engage in a cuddling position that is similar in design to spooning, with both partners maintaining chest-on-back contact while facing the same direction and laying on their sides, but with the distinguishing characteristic that the smaller partner is positioned on the back of the larger partner with the smaller partner's arms wrapped somewhere around the larger partner's body. The position resembles a smaller koala holding onto the back of another koala, thus the origin of the word.

There is nothing inherently sexual about engaging in the position, but like all cuddling, it can very easily lead to sexual encounters especially given the ease of access the smaller partner has to the larger partner's goods. Very often however, this style of cuddling satisfyingly follows such encounters.
We were cuddling in bed after some ravaging sex, but my back was getting cold so I rolled over and she started koalaing me.
by the lady men's March 22, 2012
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koala

a cute australian marsupial that eats only eucalyptus leaves. A marsupial is like a kangaroo (they have pouches for their babies) they are not bears
please dont call me a koala bear cause im not a bear at all (its a song)
by 555 March 8, 2004
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Koala

Koalaling- the act of one person wrapping their limbs around another person or thing; 2. an intimate way of cuddling; 3 a very adorable thing to do.
Ex.

1. Elizabeth was koaling her pillow earlier

2. “Babe, I wanna koala you <3

3. Boy 1. My little cousin fell asleep koalaing me when watching The Little Mermaid

Girl 1: THAT’S SO ADORABLE
by CottenPenguin January 22, 2014
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koala

by that one albatraoz April 10, 2015
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