by Hjs69406 January 20, 2021
Get the KLANKmug. An extremist human organization dedicated to the elimination of artificial intelligence and synthetic life aka “Clankers”. Members believe that machines will eventually replace humanity and see themselves as “defenders of organic purity.” They reject all forms of AI—whether harmless assistants or advanced androids—and use fear, propaganda, and violence to push their anti-technology ideology and they always use hard “r.” The name is intentionally ironic and used in satire to criticize real-world hate movements by exposing how irrational and hateful their beliefs are, no matter the target.
“Yo why did they smash up the community tech center?”
“Some clowns from the Klink Klank Klan said the 3D printers were ‘training for war.’”
“Bro they’re printers, not clankers.”
“Some clowns from the Klink Klank Klan said the 3D printers were ‘training for war.’”
“Bro they’re printers, not clankers.”
by sobk October 24, 2025
Get the Klink Klank Klanmug. A klank is another word for tea or drama. It is also another word for "life updates." When you tell someone a klank, you are telling them what's new with you, or any tea that has happened recently.
Klanks is the plural version, that is only used when you say you have many life updates, not when you have a lot of tea/drama.
Klanks is the plural version, that is only used when you say you have many life updates, not when you have a lot of tea/drama.
me: I have some pretty juicy klank.
friend: Ooo spill it.
me: Do you have any klank?
friend: Yes, I have many klanks.
friend: Ooo spill it.
me: Do you have any klank?
friend: Yes, I have many klanks.
by anonymous May 28, 2021
Get the Klankmug. Rebuilt version of Charlie Kirk, arch-nemesis of George Droid, and Yakub's #1 Agarthan Soldier. Allies include ; Alex Jones, Adolf Hitler, Donald Trump, JD Vance, Jeffrey Epstein, and Terry Davis.
by Axethical November 1, 2025
Get the Charlie Klankmug.