Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”

by Eggie Benis November 22, 2023

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”

by Eggie Benis November 23, 2023

Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like

Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi

by speadson December 28, 2024

Kiwidoves

Kiwidoves is a term used in order win an argument or further your argumentative stance by bring up something embarrassing from ones past instead of formulating an original thought. It can also be meant as a annoy but kind natured term of endearment such as an old gamer tag or and embarrassing nickname from the past.

“And that’s why the porn industry is evil”... shut up kiwidoves and let me watch my hentai .

by FredFigglehorn1999 January 19, 2021

kiwid

when someone like kiwi__archer in runescape totally screws you over by telling you he's going to help you by doing something or giving you something for free, demands that you meet in a hard to get place in runescape, and when you get there they tele

guy 1: wtf are you doing in 55 wilderness
guy 2: i got fuckin kiwid

by kiwi__archer February 6, 2008

kiwidwt

KIWIDWT IS THE BESTEST COOLEST MOST HOTTEST AND FUNNIEST AND MOST AMAZING AND SUPER FRIENDLY AND FAMOUS AND LITERALLY THE MOST AMAZING PERSON ON THIS PLANET BC THEY ARE SO COOL

< VENUS KIWIDWT 3

❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍🥰❤️❤️🥰😍😍🥰❤️🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈

susan: hey kiddo this kiwidwt on this tikky tok app is the coolest bestest most amazing person i’ve ever seen !

katie: that’s so cool grandma ! i totally agree

by notkiwidwt August 30, 2021