glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss)

Glaswegien slang for 'Headbutt'

Ahm gonna gee you a Glesga kiss

by David McQuillan March 28, 2003

glasgow kiss (AKA Glesga Kiss)

The Glesga Kiss.

I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.
An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.
It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.
An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.

There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.
So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.
The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’
An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.

I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.
I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.
My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.
An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.

I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.
There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.

(flerr( floor
(cannae) can not
(hurled) wheeled
(aroon') around
(barra( barrow

by joseph sharp January 11, 2004

kiss your homie good night

If you don't kiss your homies goodnight, someone else or no one will. >:(

"Yo, nigga i didn't get my good night kiss"

"Don't worry homie, I got you"

*kiss your homie good night*

by Gregdan September 27, 2017

Kiss up kick down

Kiss up kick down is a neologism, believed to have originated in the United States, which describes the situation where employees in an organisation are polite superiors to the point of sycophancy but abusive and unpleasant to subordinates. The people who do this are often those who do not have the ability to progress further and try to take out their frustrations on others as they lack the courage to try something new. They are usually bullies who are scared of competition, change and anything else that they see as a threat.

“I see Malcolm’s gone from reducing Jenny to tears to kissing Mark’s arse.”
“That’s Malcolm, kiss up kick down.”

by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

Bingley Kiss

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror

I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

platonic kiss

A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.

A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."

by Neg46 August 2, 2016

kiss it better

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.

-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"

by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017