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King John

A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.

This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.
She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.
by Bunkerite March 27, 2023
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Little King John

One of the best characters in the Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft series, PLEASE!! watch it and you'll love it too.
Man, didn't you get kinda teary when they saved eachother? Yeah, Little King John spit some fire songs doe!
by USCPSC Official November 13, 2023
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