Kick me in the jimmies

something the lesbo dyke gym teacher sayz

"Kick me in the Jimmies!"

by Edwarno Jalaro October 21, 2003

Kick me in the jimmies

something that a lesbo dyke from a little cheep skool says

"Kick me in the Jimmies!"

by Edwarno Jalaro October 21, 2003

Kick Start Me

A band of the funniest losers you'd meet. Yet, they're also pretty freakin awesome

Dang, Kick Start Me was JUMPY at the talent show!! XD ^_^

by Jonathan Freeloader March 29, 2008

National Kick men's Balls day

National Kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick any mans balls whenever they want on April 25th

Person 1: what is national kick mens balls day?
Person 2: national kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick a man's balls in revenge for national rape day which is a day before national kick men's Balls day

by Microwave-bush man April 17, 2021

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.

"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"

by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024

Kick A Mexican Day

March 4th, is Kick a Mexican Day. Kick a border hopper back over the fence

Did you know that march 4th is Kick a Mexican Day

by YourAverageMexicanHater March 4, 2024