Keychain

In the act of threesome with two males and one female. A keychain happens when one male drives his penis in the females vagina, as the other male drives his penis in the females anus all at the same time. In which creates an effect of a keychain.

"Dude we keychained this bitch last night!"

by AccurateDefinitions4578 January 12, 2015

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rusty keychain

The act of piercing the ring of someone's asshole and putting a key chain through the hole.

Bro, Jared had to get a rusty keychain because we bet him the Astros would lose, he screamed like a little girl!

by Jukke July 9, 2014

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the spicy keychain

The act of shitting on ones keys after eating Mexican food

Hey John, you seem my keys? "Ya man, Marcus gave you the spicy keychain."

by Jack the shitter December 15, 2013

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Fuggler keychain

An ugly monster like plush keychain creature made almost entirely of felt ,stuffed with a 50/50 cotton/polyester fill,and typically with a single, (although some have a top AND bottom row of gnarly looking plastic teeth,and either squinty eyelids with plastic eyes,or plastic "button eyes",all fuggler keychaibs featured a plastic hook designed to look...well,if you know,you know.

FUGGLER-FUNNY UGLY MONSTER,JUST LIKE THE TARD READING THIS RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂

That fuggler keychain sure is odd!

by Buttswab March 25, 2021

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Courtenay keychain

When you attach your keys to a butt plug so you stop loosing them.

Emily is so drunk, we better make sure she still has her courtenay keychain or else she won't be able to get in to her house!

If Ciara doesn't stop drinking she'll need a courtenay keychain to make it in to her house!

by Courtney keychain January 7, 2022

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