ketti

a nerdy, clever, but cynical remark often delivered with an incongruous smile leaving the listener wondering what way to take it

Our science teacher's ketti left me confused about whether or not she really meant it, or was being ironic.

by eccentric science teacher February 6, 2010

Ketty Shuffle

When you have taken too much ketamine and you can't walk properly. You "shuffle" about.

Look at that bag head doing the ketty shuffle!

by Auntie Joolie March 19, 2009

ketty wobbler

dirty tune for when you get on sesh

Turn on some ketty wobblers fam

by Taizwobblers October 7, 2017

ketty tunes

A music genre which is commonly listen to after consuming ketamine or "ketamine-like" drugs.

The Gary's have hit me. Put on some "Ketty tunes"

by Urban Fiction May 13, 2016

Ketty wobblers

Ketty wobblers usually are donl or bootleg type song on soundcloud most likely found by will Gammage or an illegal immigrant I cannot mention as he may be deported if I reveal his name

Oh will mate them Ketty wobblers are well good init link us it

by legeet dude 4 life February 11, 2018

getting ketty

When you are balls deep (roughly 6 zoots) into your #merky house party and your bag head mate decides that glens voddy and smart price coke isn't cutting it. So he whips out the Class A's from his north face puffer jacket, just to make the night extra durty
Class A's don't have to include Ketamine, but it does help to achieve lvl. 100 on the twisted scale.

*insert name* got class A's the mad cunt, tonight is getting ketty bruv!

by Sherzybwoi96 May 13, 2016

Netflix and Ketty

When you watch Netflix and smoke ketamine until you can't feel your legs.

Joe called up his side hoe and asked, "Do you wanna Netflix and Ketty?"

by Ketty Boi April 17, 2016