Kerwin

Sexy beast with the hots for grace

Person 1: Is that Brad Pitt?
Person 2: OMG it is. He is such a kerwin!

by Braddockbracley January 14, 2023

kerwin

Kerwin CAN be sweet and sensitive but he can also be a selfless no hearted ass. He is in LOVE with a girl who doesn't like him but there is another girl and she likes him but he is 2 blind 2 see this!

Nickita: Dude you are pulling a kerwin on Nicky
Vlad: no im not!!!!
Nickita: Ya u r..
William: seriously dude stop denying it!!!
Vlad: ok maybe i am but i dont like her!!

by fuck yo mama April 10, 2008

Kerwin

A phenomena known as liking every single status of everyone on your friend's list. As soon as one posts a status, one likes that status, even if it is a depressing status or has nothing to do with the one liking the status. Also called Kerwinning, to Kerwin, or being Kerwinned.

Person 1: "Oh yeah, I just posted my new awesome facebook status!"

Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*

Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"

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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."

by LeezyXO October 24, 2011

Kerwin's Kollege

Short for Kerwin's Kollege of Common Sense. Descriptive phrase for an individual who is unable to make simple decisions. Is often indecisive or makes poor decisions.

Alex is a real graduate of Kerwin's Kollege, he checked to see if his gas can was full while using a match for light. Word is, he's looking to rebuild his garage.

by Jason Lyth July 11, 2008

mr kerwin

The type of person who would name their kid Dexter

Wow that's a real mr Kerwin move

by Shake shaved February 15, 2016

lita kerwin

Lita Kerwin is the funniest person you will ever meet. She is obsessed with coffee and loves theater. She is the prettiest girl anyone has ever seen. She can be very petty and extra but ultimately is one of the best people you will ever know. She is also extremely talented.

Did you see Lita Kerwin today?
Yes, she was so Chic

by Baykenish October 23, 2018

Kerwin

A smaller man with a large ego. Usually with a square shaped head. Mostly found in the mountains of the lake district.

Boy A - Hey look it's Kerwin
Boy B - I met him in a glory hole last weekend.

by Macho Man Randy Cabbage June 05, 2024