Kelley

one in a trillion
one in a billion
one in a million
one in a thousand
one in one hundred
one in ten
one in one
Kelley is Kelley

You're so lucky to be Kelley!

by Culiynl June 21, 2022

A Kelley

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

kelley

A pill comprising MDMA, magnesium (for the jaw clench), and 5-HTP (serotonin precursor).

No man, you aren't rolling on molly, this here is a kelley.

by Panoply January 13, 2014

kelley

The definition of sexy, hott, gorgeous, the list goes on. Is one of the best and most amazing people you will ever meet and know. Can get downn on the dance floor, or just about anywhere else. And is far from a nerd or loser.

Damn, I wish I was a kelley.

by smartzz October 16, 2008

A Kelley

To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:

Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*

* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.

Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…

by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023

kelley

An artistic, athletic, caring, sweet, witty, and extremely good-looking individual who has endless patience and is able to bring total fun into any event.

A person who people wish they were.
Not a wuss. There we go.

Love you.
Peace.

Damn, I wish I were Kelley.

Who's that hot girl by the soccer goal? Oh, her? That's Kelley.

by sullen_behaviour January 13, 2013

kelley

Easy on the eyes. Makes the time go by faster. Not just ok, cute.

That girl is a kelley. She looks like a kelley

by gamezz December 7, 2011