A Katie’s chance in hell.

Definition:
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.

Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.

Friend 1: “Think Trevor’s gonna pay you back for that 20 bucks?”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”

A Katie’s chance in hell. by Big Silky November 29, 2025

Kyle’s love for Katie 

It is a definitive FACT that. The individual such as kyle in comparison to the love of his partner Katie Or Yekaterina has an infinite amount of love for her. Thus trumping the love she has for him. This is FACT.

Kyle’s love for katie is so large it is hard for him to even imagine. But he does so he knows its more than hers

Kyle’s love for Katie by Pause then play May 17, 2019

Kathie Schmid 

The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. Also, resembles a Mongoloid and likes to compete with people by lying through her teeth. A truly worthless human being and complete piece of shit. (did I also mention total CUNT and BBIIIIOOOTTCHHH)

The woman-child, after sleeping in until noon, woke up and said "Hey Bob, how can we compete with that." referring to how she can have a larger home like her brother in-law has.

Kathie Schmid by Linda Ferns January 10, 2005

waste kyattie syndrome 

A girl/ gyal who is waste and resemble waste characteristics. This is a syndrome just as down syndrome and there is no perfect cure at the moment. The best way to get rid of a waste kyattie is to move on and talk to anther girl/gyal. The infected can be of any ethnic background, (mainly of West Indian/ Coolie decent) Many other Indain and Paki girls may suffer from this disease and share the same waste characteristics.

Yoh kevin, foget about that gyal shes a waste kyattie...

Derek Bredjin, that gurl has waste kyattie syndrome, forget bout she!

Run! There's a waste kyattie coming!

waste kyattie syndrome by The Kings Singer, MS March 14, 2010

Coco a.k.a. Kathie Schmid 

In another pathetic and feeble attempt to get attention, Coco would go on and on about how "busy" and "stressed" she is. First, the bitch does not work. Second, the mongoloid slept well into the afternoon. Third, the wife of Bob (see "stinky finger") would be the first person to cry for help and the last person to provide it.

When Coco cries for help, you better be there or she will have a mongo spaz fit. When Coco is asked for help, god forbid it be during nap time. She used me to basically raise her youngest. I HATE YOU, YOU LAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Coco a.k.a. Kathie Schmid by kravitz January 19, 2005

katie sciacqua 

an amazing girly who is really funny, and also really like really REALLY sweet and nice, she deserves the world and i hope someday she gets it, also if you want to get her something katie likes reese’s peanut butter cups :)) peep her instagram! @katiesciaqua

katie sciacqua is a goddess

katie sciacqua by billieswillies February 19, 2018

katie smith 

Katie smiths are very pretty. They are usually blonde and fairly tall. They are also very skinny, but have a large appetite. They have beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile. Katie's are very adorable and cute to be around! They are really flirtatious, but also shy. They like tall boys who have a charming personality and a nice smile.

Dude, you are so lucky you are going out with Katie smith, she's so adorable!

katie smith by John walker November 1, 2013