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Kansas

A very strong willing girl who doesn't take anybody's shit. Once shes mad at you shes never going to like you again. One of the most loving, caring, trustworthy, and honest girlfriend or wife possible.
kansas: hey
person: your boyfriend is gay af
kansas: dont ever fucking talk shit about him again
by a girl named Kansas December 17, 2016
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Kansas

A ficitonal location in the Central US, which serves as tribute to the amazing progressive rock band behind Dust in the Wind and Carry on Wayward Son.
Jeff: Where you from John?
John: Kansas
Jeff: lol k
John: lol k carry on my waaayyward sooooon
by Hydrorational October 9, 2018
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Kansas

Just to far away from Oregon for comfort.
Flights are expensive and I'm sure gas to drive there is outrageous.
"Are we in Kansas yet? "
I wish visiting and seeing you was easier.
by Smooches July 22, 2012
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Kansas

The state that removed Evolution from the science textbooks.

In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
Me: hey, did you hear about the pro-lifers in Kansas?

Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.

Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.

Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
by Potterfreak82 January 21, 2011
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Kansas

The New York To Missouri's, New Jersey
Kansas is better than Missouri...
Kansas City.... need i say more
Home of one of the greatest rock bands ever?!?!?
by Kawblocker May 25, 2008
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Kansas

Kansas is a mostly rural state in the middle of the country. It is flat, and people give it hell, but it can actually be a lovely drive. Kansas City is named after Kansas, but besides for some nice suburbs all the good stuff is actually located in Missouri. Western Kansas is full of inbred hicks and dumpy, dilapidated, cow-manure-smelling shit towns. Their politics are way the fuck backwards and they have lots of uneducated bible thumpers.
If you pass a gas station in Kansas, you may want to fill up because it will be a while before you see another.
by its4oclockandivegotnothingtodo February 8, 2013
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Kansas

Noun: Geographically surveyed and measured to be the flatest state in the union.
Kansas is a very, very flat state.
by wings4me January 11, 2006
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